S T O P I T

[nailit]

There is no shortage of bog paper!!!
How much more of this media and social media hype can we have???

Loads of toilet rolls here in Stoke...
For Gods sakes just stop it!!!

[DTCwordfan]

The shelves in Waitrose were stripped off both bog-rolls and paper towels - I didn't know that the virus causes the trots..... and buying up pasta and readymeals - yes as if one's going to cook or even prick, ping and eat when one feels awful....maybe a soup or potnoodle but there's plenty of them.
Sainsbury's in Falmouth had the loo rolls and even the sanitising gel.

[1ozzy]

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1298231-improvise-adapt-overcome

[Theland]

"We shall wipe them On the beaches, we shall wipe them in the hedges, we shall wipe them in the fields. We shall never surrender."

[DTCwordfan]

Folk should learn the Army way - well, in the Blues and Royals....take one sheet of loo roll, cut/punch out a small hole for your middle finger in the middle.... insert the finger and then up the jacksie, wipe the paper back and forth and then fold and discard, cleaning the finger on the reverse side. The small disc - that's for cleaning under your finger-nail.....

[Theland]

I learned that as an apprentice 53 years ago :-)

[brainiac]

No pasta (or bleach) in Tesco, Aldi and Lidl this morning; plenty of bog roll, though :)

[Theland]

Not a total wipeout then?