A Bit Of Corona Humour

[pastafreak]

BAD NEWS PEEPS...
A new virus which is spreading a 100 times quicker than coronavirus has been discovered. The imasthickasshit virus affects people's ability to shop normally. People with the imasthickasshit virus fill their trolleys with tons of toilet roll, pasta and rice.
Doctors think imasthickasshit virus and coronavirus could be connected, but are worried by the speed imasthickasshit virus is spreading. If you see anyone in supermarkets filling their trolleys with toilet roll and pasta, stay well clear. Keep well my friends. ;))

[pixie374]

Lol :-). I've never actually seen anyone doing this yet, just the empty shelves. Do they operate mostly at night?

[pastafreak]

Well, I've not actually seen it either...just the empty shelves.
*scratches head in confusion"

[pixie374]

Just trying to keep safe, you know :-)

[Ken4155]

pixie; donchaknow, one of the side effects of imasthickasshit virus is absolute stealth. The ninja toilet roll snatchers are everywhere around you, you just can't see them. Next time you're in the supermarket, get your smart phone out, film the toilet roll aisles then, when home, play the film back on extra slow-mo. You'll see the crafty little bleeders then, no doubt.

[pixie374]

Ah! Thanks Ken:-)

[choux]

Delighted to note that you can fit into a supermarket, pasta, I don't think I would! :D

Thank you forthe thread, this is the first one I have found to be "humorous".

[Bobbisox1]

I put this in jokes last week, very funny tho