Funny Things People Say

[johnny.5]

" my grandfather died with his will in prostate "
your turn

[Patsy33]

My Mother used to like those coupons in soup...( croutons) lol..

[jakep]

My mother to my young son while on a bus past the cemetery
“That’s where the dead people live”

[AuntPollyGrey]

I'm self isolating, catching up with box sets on Nestflix.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^
Lol!

[Patsy33]

^^^^
That was to Jakep

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Husband's friend, who he goes to rugby with, rang up to check we were both ok and to see if we needed anything - which I thought was very nice of him. Hubby told him we were fine but we are self-irritating!

[mallyh]

when grandson was little he was taken to the cinema by his parents and very loudly asked if he could have some c o c k pawn

[Theland]

My wife's been under the doctor.

[Mexican18]

My wife is intercontinental!

[Milo2]

My grandson was learning about the Agent Egyptians at school.

[mallyh]

90 year old mum was doing a crossword I said the answer was demi moore with 1 I and she said I didn't realise she had one eye .

[zebo]

My Dad always said 'ashphalt' and 'prestinct' for asphalt and precinct and would never be corrected!
My late mother-in-law asked the children if they wanted to watch See Same Street.
Being 'under the Doctor' was a very common phrase in the NW,

[Theland]

Zebo - yes am from Liverpool.

[Ken4155]

^
As is 'under the weather'. Which is a tad stupid as we are all under the weather.