Reminders . . .

[Buenchico]

1. The clocks go forward tonight.

2. The maximum amount you can use a contactless debit card for increases to £45 on Wednesday.

3. There's always someone who's worse off than yourself - and you'll probably be the poor sod who has to listen to them droning on and on about it!

C'est la vie!

;-)

[Peter Pedant]

// Ken, are you sure you want to go back to Brexit?//

you know - where the nuts come from
(recycled from Charlies Aunt - I am charleys aunt - from Brazil hyou know where the nuts come from -
but of course he isnt - it turns out that Dona Imelda is
I havent spoiled this for you have I)

[Toorak]

PP - have you reported the fraudulent transactions to your bank?

[sanmac]

You people are behind the time to put your clocks ahead of time. I put my clocks ahead on March 9th.

[jno]

did it help you with the lotto numbers at all, sanmac?

[sanmac]

No, jno, maybe I should start looking at Australian newspapers:)

[jno]

they'll be putting their clocks back, you won't know where you are. I'd like to see them do it in the middle of the Melbourne Cup and confuse the horses.

[Ken4155]

Horses don't wear watches, silly.

[Cloverjo]

Is it really time to put the clocks forward? I keep forgetting. It feels like the nuclear winter we were scared about in the 80s. Has everyone got a sturdy table to hide under?

[tonyav]

It feels like the nuclear winter we were scared about in the 80s.

Blimey, had forgotten all about that, jo.

[sunny-dave]

Yes Tony - I remember ...

"Place your head firmly between your knees and ...
... kiss your *** goodbye"

[albaqwerty]

and that was when we had bog roll...

[sunny-dave]

Radioactive Andrex?

[tonyav]

"Place your head firmly between your knees and ...
... kiss your *** goodbye"

Yes Dave, it's all coming back to me now.