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Cobra Statement From The Pm.....
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...and other clueless ministers.
The decisive and positive action that your govt has taken so far, has ensured that CV-19 has spread like wildfire. The decision to lockdown the country and force everyone to do absolutely nothing but dive under the blankets is one of our key strategies in protecting the NHS for the privileged and saving lives for the wealthy.
The decision to force people away from work and their regular lives is the first step on the road to creating a society that will be greatly appreciated by the upper classes, as this is the beginning of a society whereby subsistence and begging will become the norm, much to the advantage of us, the rich.
With this in mind, your govt has decided that the lockdown will continue at least until the end of December this year. At that time, we will review the situation to make sure enough people have reached the subsitence and poverty target. If that isn't the case, and people are still continuing to buy DVD's, alcohol, cigarettes and petrol and making inane videos at home, then we will have to extend the lockdown to the end of May 2021. This will also allow supermarket and shopping centre staff to continue behaving like camp guards.
We're all in this together, but some of us are going to do very nicely thank you, whilst the rest of the great unwashed will just become fodder for us, the wealthy, upper classes.
So, you've got to stay home and save the NHS for us to ensure you save our lives. And yours too, actually, because we'll need as many helpless, submissive beggars as possible to see us gentry through. You know it makes sense. Stay safe. :o)
The decisive and positive action that your govt has taken so far, has ensured that CV-19 has spread like wildfire. The decision to lockdown the country and force everyone to do absolutely nothing but dive under the blankets is one of our key strategies in protecting the NHS for the privileged and saving lives for the wealthy.
The decision to force people away from work and their regular lives is the first step on the road to creating a society that will be greatly appreciated by the upper classes, as this is the beginning of a society whereby subsistence and begging will become the norm, much to the advantage of us, the rich.
With this in mind, your govt has decided that the lockdown will continue at least until the end of December this year. At that time, we will review the situation to make sure enough people have reached the subsitence and poverty target. If that isn't the case, and people are still continuing to buy DVD's, alcohol, cigarettes and petrol and making inane videos at home, then we will have to extend the lockdown to the end of May 2021. This will also allow supermarket and shopping centre staff to continue behaving like camp guards.
We're all in this together, but some of us are going to do very nicely thank you, whilst the rest of the great unwashed will just become fodder for us, the wealthy, upper classes.
So, you've got to stay home and save the NHS for us to ensure you save our lives. And yours too, actually, because we'll need as many helpless, submissive beggars as possible to see us gentry through. You know it makes sense. Stay safe. :o)
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Ellipsis quoting Site Rules @ 12.15. If only it worked like that. It may do in the land of The Emperors' New Clothes. I've been called some tasty names on here, Ellipsis, but it's what I've come to expect, as people don't like me because they have differing views. The latest one was quite recent when I was accused of being a troll.
Actually, I've never understood what that means but it can't be anything good can it? I've emailed Ed a few times to ask that site moderators be moderated! In fact it's in one of those highlighted headings at the top of CB. I see that nobody replied about the Alan Hansen sexual offence. Yer know. The one that actually happened.
I still love this web site! :o)
Actually, I've never understood what that means but it can't be anything good can it? I've emailed Ed a few times to ask that site moderators be moderated! In fact it's in one of those highlighted headings at the top of CB. I see that nobody replied about the Alan Hansen sexual offence. Yer know. The one that actually happened.
I still love this web site! :o)
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