Dave Is A Wonderful Cook....

[gness]

....but bloody tactless at times.
Tonight's dinner was lovely but I couldn't finish my portion.

Sorry, Dave...I said....but my appetite isn't as big as it once was.

It's the only thing that isn't....he quipped.

Where's Jolene when you want her?

[aelmpvw]

i'm beginning to think dave and i were separated at birth ...

[gness]

Sometimes I wish your mum had kept him, Ael.... :-(

[tonyav]

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[jourdain2]

Ha-ha, tonyav. Gness - my appetite has shrunk over the last 18 mths. I don't know why. During this time I crave the occasional sweetie (not a normal thing) and OH is living very dangerously by remarking 'snacking' every time I have a sweetie. I can't seem to lose weight despite eating, at the very most, half of what I did a year ago. I'm going to sit in a corner and mutter about hormones --- oh, and hit him with something whenever he passes by.

[jim360]

Deliberate distraction from the many small things in Dave's life... :P

[johnny.5]

[rowanwitch]

You two are so like me and Redman, it's seems all about the humour nothing better than a grown up to play with

[mallyh]

lol .that reminds me when mr mally told me to iron my tracksuit as it was very creased.....I was naked though lol x