Insults

[SBell2406]

We're being really childish at work and trying to come up with insults...but they CAN'T involve swearing...Stuff that you used to say when you were little, or things like 'go play in the road', 'take a long walk off a short pier' and other such incredibly mature phrases.
Ta
Sam-x

[sophie_1003]

make like a tree and leaf...make like a frog and hoppit...make like a banana and split- not exactly insults but good ways of telling peoploe to sod off! also whenever someone says something to you that you dont like, turn it around and just say "You're a (insert key word here)" even if it doesn't make sense or "I know you are, you said you are but what am I?" or simply shout "Yer MUM!"

[genius2006]

you have only won one race in your life, thats when you were a sperm

[horselady]

said to me by my "mate"

What does your village do for an idiot when you're here at work?

[Plocket]

My daughter's thing at the moment is to just stick her tongue out and say "ner ner ner ner ner" - very boring and childish I know, but she is 4!!!

(crying laughing at all the insults - they are brilliant!)

[Ghost~Rider]

" She`s like the Venus de Milo... Pretty, but not all there!!"

" Normal people live and learn..... You just live"

" If you stand close enough to his ear, you can hear the ocean"

[Dagman]

You're so ugly that, when you cry the tears run down the back of your neck!

[Mrs. K Nolan]

He/she has a face like the back end of a bus
Fell out of the ugle tree on a a bungee rope

[macurious]

About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike.
About as useful as a chocolate teapot.
Did your parents ever meet then?

[Noseyparker]

Two stops past Upton Park (tube station) i.e. Barking (mad)