Mcdonald's Seagulls

[bobtheturkey]

Do you ever wonder how sad they must be?
Food 24 7 and now not even a scrap of a happy meal

Spare a thought for your local seagull my cousins

[aelmpvw]

some of them do their own shopping

[Zacs-Master]

There’s no such thing as a seagull.

[bhg481]

There is such a thing as a pedant, though.

[douglas9401]

Monkmans pal begs to differ, ZM

[Zacs-Master]

the non existence of a species upon which a post is based can’t be classed as a minor detail.

[Zacs-Master]

I haven’t watched that yet, Doooogie. Looks right up my street tho!

[aelmpvw]

i doubt if there's a turkey called bob but hey ho ...

[Zacs-Master]

That’s a matter of conjecture, ael. Whereas the fact that seagulls, as an avian species, don’t exist is undisputed.

[Spicerack]

Something will tern up for them.

[aelmpvw]

my mate albert ross is an ornithologist, i'll ask him

[Spicerack]

He's a loonie.

[zebo]

I don't know where the pigeons are getting their food but they are the size of turkeys round here this year.

[anneasquith]

Maybe they are............. turkeys ?

[jno]

bob I think you may have to refer to them as Laridae.

That way everyone will know what you're talking about.

[mushroom25]

Steven Laridae.

would you watch one of his films?

[Spicerack]

I went to school with Larry Day.

[jakep]

Weren’t there massive queues for MacD drive thru this week.
Gulls won’t have long to wait now.