Rumour Has It That Today Is Friday.

[SparklyKid]

Busy day today, went to Home Bargains and Aldi.

No queues, very quiet.

Got essentials , paper, fags and rum. Still got plenty of wine from Asda click and collect.

Got some smoked salmon and two avocados. I asked the women next to me , "how can you tell if they are ripe"

She said, "just squeeze them"

I replied, " Thanks for the offer, what about the avocados ?"

She gave me her phone number, happy days.

[daisypotter]

Chuckle.

[Bobbisox1]

ya mad but you don't half brighten this site up Sparkly

[Tilly2]

Fibber!

[LochNessMonster]

Just had someone come from behind me shouting that they could not get by me. I calmly explain that they were less than 2 meters form me and that would be easy for them to understand as I was the distance of there mouth.