After 10 Weeks Of Lockdown, Is It Safe

[SparklyKid]

to let the wife out of the garden shed ?

[Zacs-Master]

Leave her in there until you've met the 'avocado' woman.

[SparklyKid]

She is getting fed up with toast, which is all I can slide under the door.

[SparklyKid]

Good plan Zacs.

[Zacs-Master]

Tsssk. Women, eh!

[Peter Pedant]

pure luxury
why didnt you wall her up in the cellar - like that austrian
[ why is a wife like a good wine]

[Tilly2]

Put some mashed avocado and smoked salmon on the toast. That'll shut her up.

[Buenchico]

>>> Is it safe to let the wife out of the garden shed ?

When is it ever safe to give a woman freedom?

;-)

[SparklyKid]

Not sure PP. Wife/wine?

A good swallow,perhaps !

[Bobbisox1]

your'e watching too much Corrie haha

[choux]

No, not if there are sharp tools in the shed: axe, scythe,rake, spade, screwdrivers, chisels etc.

Toast? Have you not heard of kippers, Ryvitas, pancakes?

Tsssk. Men, eh!!!

[Peter Pedant]

you let her out - to take a breath and do the cleaning
didnt you ?

[EdmundD]

No thin crust pizza?

[janzman]

/// Is it Safe /// well what do you think....