Yes I am talking to yow Puddi,firstly I haven't got a Brummie accent,I have a Black Country one,there is a difference!
But since you don't like either I'm stuffed!
As for Baltis the Balti belt in Sparkbrook is the best,but I hate curries!
I am sorry i go on about there accents but for friends and oppos, brummies are one of the best, why fear your safety there, brummies mostly are gentleman!!!!
I've got some really fantastic friends in Birmingham, but as soon as one says: "Don't forget to shut the gite, bab!"..... the terrible accent's with me for days.