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New Covid Guidance For Next Week.

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Barsel | 12:12 Mon 03rd Aug 2020 | ChatterBank
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A friend send me this and I thought it was quite funny.

Next weeks leaked COVID guidance. You can meet with another person from outside your family with an A or an R in their name unless it’s a Wednesday. Family members are ok unless it’s the third Monday after Pancake Tuesday. People under 5 foot 11 aren’t allowed to go to the pub unless they have brown hair. Cat owners are exempt from the above unless the cat is ginger obviously.
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Very good, must get a cat.
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Don't get a ginger one Mamya!
I won't :-)
But what about Scotland?
Behave Hoppy, we all know they don't have *** in Scotland.
Pussy cats*
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Sorry Hopkirk these rules only apply to Hancock's half hour territory.
I can see even longer queues at B&Q on a Wednesday now.
Ha! Make sense to me ….
The Scots can have one of these instead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_haggis

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