"Two Fat Ladies: . . .

Buenchico | 22:39 Thu 06th Aug 2020 | ChatterBank

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Queen Anne and Queen Victoria".

"Top of the shop: The perfume department on the 6th floor of Harrods".

"Unlucky for some: Uncle Andrew's Newsnight interview"

"Heinz varieties: Er, what do Heinz make?"

"Two little ducks: Shot by grandfather"

"Knock at the door. The butler's outside"

"Clickety click: Grannie's hip"

"Kelly's eye: Number one. Er, shouldn't that be grannie though?"

"Bang on the drum: Stand up everyone, they're about to play that ruddy anthem again!"

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Mamyalynne

They were good sports doing that, lovely.

My Mum loved her Bingo, once when we were away in the country we attended a Bingo session in a working men's club.

The call went up " All the threes" and to a man the whole room rose to their feet and shouted "Firty Free ferrets up a fir tree firklin" - I could hardly breathe for laughing.

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That story reminds me, Mamya, of what people in pubs and clubs call out as one every time the band on stage sing the words "living next door to Alice" (and which the Ed would definitely NOT like me repeating!)

Mamyalynne

Ha, I think part of it to me was the sheer surprise and totality of it.

Yes, the same happens with songs too.

Jackdaw33

That was Roy 'Chubby' Brown, the most foul-mouthed 'comedian' ever. The chant is: Alice? Alice? Who the ****'s Alice?

andy-hughes

Buenchico - // That story reminds me, Mamya, of what people in pubs and clubs call out as one every time the band on stage sing the words "living next door to Alice" (and which the Ed would definitely NOT like me repeating!) //

Indeed - I and my fellow DJ's reserve playing even the Smokie version for parties where no children or old ladies are present - the response is predictable and loud, and has to be created only in broad-minded company!