No Go Again.

[teacake44]

20 years I've been trying to get into university, I've just had a letter this time telling me that the examiners couldn't even decipher what I'd been writing, so nil grades. However they do wish me the very best for the future, and recommend I try for PM.

[ummmm]

The purpose of this thread is?

[pastafreak]

...a joke???

[aelmpvw]

sadly, it amused me

[Jackdaw33]

Just another dig at Boris, who has a Classics degree from Oxford.

[dannyk13]

Should be in Joke section as it is (nearly) a joke.

[zebo]

Jokes? Isn't there a Scam section?

[anneasquith]

You could appeal the decision, everyone else is .

[royfromaus]

The first part is extremely believable.

[AuntPollyGrey]

That's strange Teacake as I always thought you had a Masters in Kidology.

[Bazile]

One could ask what use is a classics degree

But one won't

[teacake44]

The good news is the house builders down the road have said if I pop down this afternoon they will supply me with a hard hat and high vis jacket, and they will take a photo with my phone of me pressing the green on button ( they will make sure its the green one) to start the cement mixer, after doing that I just have to elbow two or three of the brickies, and look really interested in them putting one brick on top of the other.

[fiction-factory]

Bored?

[fiction-factory]

I thought you'd be out on a picnic now. Or had you mislaid a sandwich?

[retrocop]

ff

That's worth a BA. Very droll.

[teacake44]

Naaa ff, to many picnics sandwiches and booze can blow one up all out of proportion, like to keep at my ten and a half stone under control. :0)

[youngmafbog]

Woosh!

[gulliver1]

Teacake 12.02. Have to agree with you , he is a Brick.

[gulliver1]

F/F 12.14 Thought you would have been helping Boris Lay a few bricks .
You always come across as " A few Bricks short of a Load"

[fiction-factory]

That's a relief. I'd be concerned if you thought I talked a lot of sense

[jno]

sorry, Eton's the only way to become PM. You could try for Home Secretary, though, the standards aren't very demanding.