Quips Retorts Putdowns

[nailit]

I work with a guy one day a week on my works van who is very sharp and quick to come out with a (friendly) putdown or two. He gets as good as he gives and we both enjoy the banter.
Running out of material now though!!
Help me out guys...

Any good quips, retorts, putdowns??

[nailit]

That was back in the day when you were more fun to talk to....

[zebo]

Act your age and not your hatsize.

Assume nothing, except the occasional air of intelligence. (Thank you to Alan Rickman, one of my favourite sayings at the chalkface)

[Mamyalynne]

Here's what's left of that thread.

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Question366143.html

[Theland]

Ah yes the training held me in good stead for today's wars of attrition.

Oh I have always been fun to talk to, honestly.

[Theland]

Thank you Mamya, the mods left all the good bits on the cutting room floor.
Don't they have a sensayuma?

[nailit]

Not much left of that thread Mamy, bloody mods
(And yes, i accept that ur not a mod now)

[Mamyalynne]

It's more of a soliloquy that a thread isn't it?

[Dagman]

I'd like to this war of words with you but you're obviously unarmed!

[Dagman]

have this war.....