Just A Bit Of Chit Chat

[jennyjoan]

Am just in from my local Boots, a fella/customer was talking away to two of the assistants. All were wearing masks so I didn't know what they being aghast over (2 assistants). The guy limped away and I noticed he was wearing a boot and a big bandage on his foot.

He cut off 2 toes using a lawnmower. But they were able to sew his toes back on.

That's a warning to me cos I use the lawnmower wearing sandals. OMG.

[ummmm]

Will you continue to do that?

Sounds very painful!

[Tilly2]

They do surgery in Boots?

[jennyjoan]

ha ha Tilly - good answer

[Tilly2]

Make sure you wear your Totectors next time you do the lawn, JJ

[johnny.5]

perhaps he should of done the lawn mowing in Boots

Am I Right ?
I'm Not Wrong !

[Bazile]

//They do surgery in Boots?//

No, I think surgeons wear those wooden type clogs

[Barmaid]

My sister sent me a pic recently of her green toes after cutting the lawn in her flip flops. Silly girl. And I told her so.

[Buenchico]

When you looked out of the windows of the classroom I used to teach in, all you could see was a steep grass bank in front of you. The council staff used to cut the grass on that bank by standing at the top and pulling a hover mower up and down it with a rope. I frequently thought that one day one of the guys would slip downwards, just as his hover mower was coming upwards. I certainly wasn't alone in spotting the risk, as numerous kids commented on it, but the practice continued for year after year regardless.

Then finally one day my colleague, just a little way along the corridor from me, had her lesson interrupted by a council worker banging on her classroom window and asking her to call an ambulance because the inevitable had finally happened. If dozens of kids could see the risk, why couldn't the council staff (or their bosses), I wonder?

[MartinMillar]

I may have missed this in the op but how do you know that’s why he was limping?