How can i get my friend to fly?

[cuetip]

Me and my work colleagues have recently been hired to help out some people who are having trouble with property developers who are using some pretty heavy handed methods to force them to sell.

Anyway, this job is quite a distance away so we are going to need to fly. Problem is my friend has a real phobia of flying.

I've tried explaining that flying is the safest way to travel, but he's having none of it, always replying with 'aint gonna fly in no plane sucka'

I used to overcome this problem by putting sleeping pills in his glass of milk, that way we could fly him to the destination and he'd be none the wiser.

But he's cottoned onto this now and always insists on pouring his own glass of milk.

So if anyone out there has any suggestions on how i can overcome this problem, it would be greatly appreciated.

[marwel7]

This sound like A Team problem which needs more direct methods.Perhaps a local vet could lend you a tranquiliser gun.

[pie+mash]

Did the sleeping pills go in his glass of milk before or after he got on the plane?

I have visions of a comatose male being carried through passport control etc onto the plane if the latter!!!!!

If the former, then a comatose male being dragged through customs/passport control!!!!!!

[PhilBy]

Could you not perhaps lure him onto the plane by dragging a very heavy gold chain in front of him?

[ELVIS68]

Mr T is a faggot

[cuetip]

Wonderful contribution there from elvis

[sue11]

Fools!!
Also do you find that no matter how violent you get with these people, that you can never seem to be able to kill them? A real problem for me, when I do a job.