If Corbyn Had Won - Then What?

[Theland]

Imagine if Corbyn had won, yes imagine it!
Now imagine what he had done, doing, will do in power.
So join in the fun, and add to some of my thoughts :-

Recruit 20,000 policemen, but remove their powers of arrest.

Sell the crown jewels.

Abolish the House Of Lords, but create the Democratic Peoples Assembly For The Working Class.

Create the Democratic Peoples Other Assembly For International Relations.

Free bananas for pensioners with false teeth.

Not tax rises, but invitations to anybody earning more than £xxxxx to donate to the government to prove their citizenship.

Create a commission for the forgiveness of terrorists.

Outlaw the word, ''black from the imperialist, colonialist, capitalist English language.

Abolish public schools so we all get learned proper like together like wot the black history wants, and stop teaching racist mathematics.

[Mozz71]

Do I get a straw Cryptics?

[Theland]

Will you settle for a BA?

[waterboatman]

We'd be speaking Russian.

[Theland]

And drinking vodka, and eating beetroot.

[Mozz71]

I'll accept that Theland. Thank you kind sir.

[thomasg2]

sound about right