only fools and horses!!

[rugeleyboy]

whats your favourite bit from only fools and horses??

mines triggers broom!! pure genius!!!

it no doubt been asked before but hey ho!!

[sddsddean]

Del falling through the bar flap in the club. Not only a brilliant piece of slapstick, but Triggers reaction is priceless! He does a complete 360 looking for Del, then starts turning again only to see Del standing behind him. The look on his face is brilliant! As everyone says, too many to mention!

[BillyBongOn]

the beano the margate with the bus blowing up, that was sooooo priceless

[jessiedog]

Del's & Rodney's Mother's tombstone, a great big fibreglass angel
and also when Denzel slaps the extremely rare butterfly
and painting the chinese takeaway in flourescent paint

[LeedsRhinos]

Trigger having overheard Del telling possible Baby names for their fothcoming birth tells Mike the Landlord...... If it's a girl they are going to call it Sigourny (sp?) after Sigourny Weaver the actress and if it's a boy they are going to call it Rodney....after Dave.

[what..the?]

When Rodney loses the baby and Del boy says look Rodney you have to be strong for her she going to be really upset and you have to be there for her. They go in and Del takes one look at her and breaks down crying his eyes out.

Del, Rodney and uncle albert get back to the flat and find Del 's angry girlfriend has left their phone connected to the talking clock for days, only it is the talking clock in china and it is costing affortune every second, they pass the phone to uncle albert to hang it up and he stands there with the phone to his ear saying "oooo isn't that good, don't they sound funny over there, when Del and Rodney shout HANG IT UP!!!!

When del gets those really heavy video cameras, which the tapes do not fit in british video players. Unknown to Del the whole family is shocked by discovering Del had organised a date with a lady at the doctors when he had a falling out with his wife, straight after Del runs in with a video camera on has shoulder singing "watch out trotters about, watch out trotters about" to the beattles about theme tune.

[soprano76]

the secne where uncle albert and del are pretending 2 be shocked at rodney going out on a date and uncle albert keeps messing it up

[potterfan3]

Batman and robin

[chimney]

Boycie - when he and Marlene buy the baby from the German Au Pair that Del has taken in, only to find out that the baby is afro-carribean

"How the hell am I going to convince people that my Grandfather was Louis Armstrong?!"

That is my favourite of all Boycie quotes (apart from his laugh)

[rugeleyboy]

out of all of them peckham springwater is my all time favourite!!

i loved it when they had a bottle of buxton springwater and gave it to miles who had it tested!!!

[Backdrifter]

chimney my favourite Boycie quotes are

(in reference to his satellite dish) "Earlier on it picked up a very exciting edition of Waggon Train, from Helsinki"

and in reference to Alan getting food poisoning: "You know how much Alan loves his seafood. Today he ate half the ocean floor. But somewhere along the way he must've copped an unfortunate whelk."

All made funnier by John Challis's impeccable, strangulated nasal delivery.

[LeedsRhinos]

Ward-Minter can you please remind me of the double headed coin moment?

[rugeleyboy]

does anyone remember the one where rodney met a posh bird and went clay pigeon shooting, del turned up in the "van" with the general lee airhorns!!!

[the_kid_a]

Trigger in Jolly Boys Outing " i've managed to get in a motel they don't know i haven't got a car"

[henke]

In the Batman and Robin episode when they are at the fancy dress party. They are talking about Ghandi and Trigger turns and says "What happened to him? He made one good film and then he ******** off ".

Also the one where Rodney unwittingly applies for his own job and Del Boy puts on a Welsh accent and starts playing around with him on the phone.

[Dicky007]

My favourite bit is Jonathan Ross asking a question to Del Boy on the Goldrush Quiz Show

Jonathan: What state was President Kennedy in when he got shot
Del Boy: He was in a terrible state, he'd just been shot

Very funny

[darkangel06]

in the unlucky winner is. the one were del wins the holiday and rodney has to pretend he is 14. just as rodney comes in to the hotel room with his skateboard and turns to cassandra and says "sorry about the bad langauge cassandra". the whole sketch is amazing. it doesnt matter how many times i see that episode i always laugh.