She Was Only...

[melv16]

...the mountaineers daughter, but she had a fine Pyrenees.

[bhg481]

She was only a farmer's daughter but she couldn't keep her calves together.

[jno]

she was only a farmer's daughter but every horse manure.

[bhg481]

One for the oldies:
She was only a petrol-station keeper's daughter but she loved the smell of Benzole.

[Ken4155]

She was only a vicar's daughter but she knew how to bash a bishop.

[Jackdaw33]

She was only the telegraphist's daughter but she didit, didit, didit.

She was only the fishmonger's daughter but she lay on the slab and said, "Fillit".

[Sqad]

Lol......to all the posters.

She was only a Yorkshire farmers daughter,but she liked her Huddersfield.

[jim360]

The was only the postman's daughter but she had a lot of sex.

Wait, that's not how it works :(

[Old_Geezer]

It does if you letter.

[jim360]

First class :)

[Ken4155]

She was only the baker's daughter but she kneaded the dough.

[Ken4155]

She was only the Red Indian Chief's daughter but she knew how!

[melv16]

She was only the pox doctors daughter, but she knew all the men that mattered.

[fourteen85]

She was only the fishmongers daughter but she'd crabs on her plaice poor sole

[zebo]

She also had Grand Tetons.

[zebo]

That was referring to the Mountaineers daughter!