Is Donald Trump Still Likely To Win?

[johnny.5]

a Noble peace prize?

[ichkeria]

That boat sailed a while back.

[Mozz71]

More chance of me being named slimmer of the year.

[Sunk]

No.
He’s spent the summer lifting embargoes and selling high tech combat jets to rich Arab despots. Shifting the balance of power in the middle east is not only very foolish, but extremely dangerous.

[bhg481]

There's nothing noble about Trump so I don't see that he's eligible for any sort of prize. If the Nobel Committee can't see that he's been rubbing up China, N Korea and Russia in the hope they'll threaten war and then him backing away so that he looks like a peacemaker then they're thicker than I thought.

[anneasquith]

No. I heard he is opening some self-tanning salons .

[ichkeria]

"More chance of me being named slimmer of the year. "

A propos of which, this year the winner was ...
The World Food Programme ...

[teacake44]

I wonder how many times he leaves the golf club claiming he was cheated out of a hole in one.

[mushroom25]

// I wonder how many times he leaves the golf club claiming he was cheated out of a hole in one. //

[Buenchico]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-team-misspells-nobel-in-campaign-ad-celebrating-meaningless-peace-prize-nomination

[Hymie]

Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize, so anything is possible.

[10ClarionSt]

I was cheated out of a hole in one, once in 2013. Under the new rules of Jan 2109, it would have counted, but under the old rules it didn't. A travesty! A travesty I say! Infamy! Infamy! They all had it infamy!

[jim360]

I'm impressed you know the rules from 99 years into the future :)

[jim360]

89, even.

[10ClarionSt]

Thanks Jim. No wonder I was cheated! Gits!

[agchristie]

Predictive text? ;-)