How About A Politically Correct Diverse Inclusive Wokeless Seasonal Song /Carol?

[Theland]

Just a few lines, or a whole verse, no rules just fun.
Or as Peter would say :-
'' Nada rolls or dur laws nein legishlayshun jess hur hur hur.''

''I'm dreaming of a palish cringemas,
Jess like the ones I used to know.''

'' We three privileged twits of Bullingdon are,
Old Etonians better by far,
We have squashed the great unwashed,
And Daddy has bought us a car!''

''Let's all scatter coz black lives matter,
That's easy for all to seeeeeeeee,
Now we want stop the chatter,
Of honkies taking the kneeeeeeeee.''

Any more for any more?

[Peter Pedant]

// Nada rolls or dur laws nein legishlayshun jess hur hur hur.''//
my Latin seems to be malfunctioning today

hodie mea lingua latina non laboravit ( to the tune of adeste fideles)

Hark the herald angels ming=
le 'mongst the low class thring.
and they help themselves - and how
whilst the lower classes bow ....

[Theland]

I'm gradually learning Pedantish, hope I get the dialect correct.
Soon we will converse most admirably,
And daffodils and rolling hills,
Medicine prescription pills,
Will together salve our many ills,
For us two friendly imbeciles.