Hardly Literature

[allenlondon]

Trying to find the limerick about a young lady from Thanet who somehow had a bruised pomegranate...

Anyone know it?

Ta.

[198kHz]

Are you perhaps thinking of a verse from Ian Dury's Billericay Dickie?
I'd rendezvous with Janet, quite near the Isle of Thanet
She looked more like a gannet, she wasn't half a prannet
Her mother tried to ban it, her father helped me plan it
And when I captured Janet, she bruised her pomegranate

https://genius.com/Ian-dury-billericay-dickie-lyrics

[allenlondon]

Possibly, 198. Thought it was a limerick, but Dury’s version fits the bill!

A

[198kHz]

Aye, extensive googling only throws up that - apart from your original post.

[allenlondon]

Blimey, I’m famous!