Could Haggis Farmers Diversify Production To Increase The Number Of...

[sandyRoe]

...Scotch Eggs available to drinkers?
And with this combination of eggs and beer could bar staff be provided with gas masks?

[steg]

You dinae farm haggis you have to hunt them

[pastafreak]

Why has no one domesticated the haggis?

[Mamyalynne]

They don't lay enough eggs to make them viable for farming.

[steg]

You’d have more chance domesticating Nessie

That and they tend to fall over on flat ground anyway (which is quite funny to watch,.. well for a while )

[jakep]

Don’t they hibernate, cold in Scottish haggis land!

[jno]

they manage in Suffolk without falling over

https://www.suffolkgazette.com/farming/haggis-herd-suffolk/

[steg]

Hi jno, I think Suffolk has a dose of Cavia porcellus, not haggis ;)

[waterboatman]

The wild haggis have two legs shorter than the other two, it's so that they can run round mountains.

[royfromaus]

pastafreak
Why has no one domesticated the haggis?
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I thought the English domesticated the Haggis in 1707?

[DTCwordfan]

I thought about making haggis the other night…

But I didnae have the stomach for it.

[waterboatman]

That was just a rumour. You need a licence to hunt wild haggis!

[DTCwordfan]

What is Scotland's gross domestic product?

...Haggis.

[emmie]

i like haggis, especially when up in Scotland years ago, with neeps and tatties, and the odd dram

[murraymints]

the poor wee haggi....hunted doon ....hidin' in the gloamin' noo

[DTCwordfan]

okay if I am going to be out of here for shopping, I need to get my gears in action.....so have a good one, all

[royfromaus]

Elton John loves haggis that much he wrote a song about them.

[emmie]

bye Dtc

[waterboatman]

Have a good'un DT.