Fao Wbm

[Sqad]

In almost 50% + of your initial posts on GMEB thread you mention that you are going for a spot of "shoplifting. "
Do you mean that literally?
I always thought that "shoplifting " meant pilfering or stealing, but I suppose it must have another meaning.

[jennyjoan]

I'm not WBM but he does mean "shopping" Sqad. If he was shoplifting all this time - he would be in jail.

[Sqad]

LOL.? Lol...thats what I thought.
I just wondered why he used the term 'shoplifting? '
You have to be caught JJ before you go to jail.lol

[Bazile]

Or got a job as a security consultant at Asda

[Bazile]

^^^ as opposed to be in Jail , that is

[jennyjoan]

Ach you're so innocent Sqad with your wee childlike mind.

[jennyjoan]

oh also Sqad - WBM (to my knowledge) only posts on the GMEB thread so you'll have to get outta your lazy pit tomorrow morning and ask him LOL

[waterboatman]

:-) no sqad, it's a take on the price of shopping. Just one of my wee jokes.
I've never stolen anything in my entire 74 years. Not even in army days!

[waterboatman]

One of the rare occasions when I have a wee look in during the day.

[david small]

You stole our heart’s Boaty.

[Peter Pedant]

oh sqad you so funny!
shoplifting means going out bent double and chatting up those nice young women in Lidl who recognise you and make a little fuss....

just as you used to say - "I am cutting off some rick women's shnozzle - making a mess of her face again," when you mean in fact you are cauterising her turbinates and making her breathing much much better 0 to her dear husbands eternal gratitude

[Sqad]

God,thank you so much boaty.......a much relieved sqad -:)

[Peter Pedant]

didnt steal in the army
no that was - - liberation !

[david small]

Quick, PPs escaped again.

[Sqad]

PP.
I thought that either was "shirtlifting " or " skirtlifting "..I get so confused these days or is it :uplifting" or -upskirting"...........???

[david small]

Sqad. Shirtlifting has a totally different meaning.
Ex navy, I avoided having my shirt lifted.

[waterboatman]

Thank you David. It's nice to be apreciated.
I started GMEB intending it to be a pleasent to start the day. I think it's worked out well.

[Peter Pedant]

// Ex navy, I avoided having my shirt lifted.//
and by an engaging " Hi, I'm Small!" meaning you are named small but if they wished to take it any other er way then that it up to them

I think.... I might go back to the place I have escaped from