Missing.

[Patsy33]

Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Officer: Age?
Husband: I'm not sure. Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don't do birthdays.
Officer: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
OFFICER : Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
OFFICER : Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think.
OFFICER : Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember.
OFFICER : What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
OFFICER : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my motorhome
OFFICER : What kind of motorhome was it?
Husband : A UTOTRAIL DAKOTA registered july 2005
Fiat 2.8 jtd manual left hand drive
With 180 watt solar panels
Hab air con , refillable gas bottles , eletric step , led lights , rear camera, fridge freezer, Avtec pull out TV , electric windows , blown heating , superb shower
At this point the husband started choking up.
OFFICER: Take it easy sir.
We'll find your motorhome

[aelmpvw]

serves him right for letting her pass her test . . .