A Few Groaners

[Canary42]

I saw an Australian playing "Dancing Queen" on his didgeridoo this morning. I thought that's Abbariginal

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The Nurse says to the Doctor, "Here is the list of the heart, liver and kidney donors, in A to Z order".

The Doctor replies, "That's very organised".

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A hundred years ago, everybody owned a horse and only the rich owned a car. Now, everybody owns a car and only the rich own a horse.
How the stables have turned.

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Why do cows have hooves and not feet?

Because they lactose!

[Patsy33]

:-))

[Bobbisox1]

Canny :0)