This thread ends up talking about the NHS and has gone completely off topic in the OP.
I know someone who was tested for CV-19 on Thursday. Phoned the doctor first (Mon), who said all the symptoms are there, 99% certain to be CV-19. Went for the test; it came back negative. That person doesn't work in the NHS or care work.
I think it's quite clear that Teacake is on a bit of a wind-up - she's baiting us, because I simply cannot believe anybody would be stupid enough to think the NHS is free.