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Patsy33 | 14:01 Tue 23rd Feb 2021 | ChatterBank
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In the upstairs bathroom earlier, when the window flew wide open! It's bowing a gale here.
I got off toilet and crawled across floor, sneakily & quickly and shut the darn window!
There are houses to the side and back of us...
Have you had any recent embarrassing moments lately?
  
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Bookbinder, now why aren't I surprised?... :-)
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Hopkirk, not sure I would like those toilets at the Shard!
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Oi Sqad! Run along, nothing to see here...
Oooh Builder, Ladbroke Grove in Hippy Days. That brought back some memories!!
// The sensible answer to avoid that happening is to keep your windows fastened shut.//

a pedant answers - well actually - project 1 in OU fluid dynamics is to model a tornado ( kinda difficult first off since the centre has special conditions ) and a pressure diff of 1/2 lb squinch ( eek fps ! metric please) - is not abnormal . normal pressure around 14 lb/sq in
old units
this means that in a window say 3ft by 2 ft - 6 sq ft - 844 sq in - the diff will be 400 pds force which aint slight. ( direction - sucky sucky out)

and my brother said: the whole of the window and frame was sucked into the garden the other night and now we know why

People who have been in tornados describe the window and frames bending out to wards the sea a la Tom and Jerry( and then they shatter )

Just saying - delete if not embarassing enought
Yes apc... I think we were all there.
Some of the memories are a bit hazy though....................... ;o)
I wouldn't advise anyone to keep their windows shut tight 24/7, even on the coldest of days. During my time as a decorator, i have come across many houses which suffer from condensation. One of the main causes is poor ventilation, particularly during the winter months when folk are loathe to open their windows. It is therefore always best to have windows open, even for just short periods throughout the day to allow one's house to 'breathe'.
I always have to smile to myself when watching Escape to the Country and the prospective buyers see a lovely bathroom complete with roll top bath in front of a large window, no sign of any blinds or curtains, and enthuse about the lovely view. I care not that no other dwelling is apparent - have they not heard of drones for goodness sake? Even where I live drones come right over the house and garden from time to time.
Yeah thanks Ken
I had the same fort - and then thought - christ this is AB if they wanna die from TB, mould and condensation, then let them
there is nothing I can say or do to prevent it

[the Russian army language school wh trained squaddies to listen to Russian broadcasts - was stuck on a tuffet on a promontory in Northern Scotland - and one of the linguists commented 30 y later - "it was blardy cold even tho we kept the windows and doors sealed. " It looked as tho the block was unheated....]
big deal not to get RTU'd apparently
Hoppy, where is the toilet roll?
Open the window, it's just outside.
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And the holder for your mobile phone
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ie where is it ?
Oy, vey! I gets him a loo with a view, and what does he complain about? A sheer drop! Oy, oy, oy!
Builder: you ought to subscribe, you could trouser £5,000

https://club.spectator.co.uk/competitions/100k

While finding out what's really going on with a smile!
//I care not that no other dwelling is apparent - have they not heard of drones for goodness sake? Even where I live drones come right over the house and garden from time to time.//

My bathroom isn't overlooked at all, I think I would be flattered if someone went to the trouble of sending up a drone to perv on my old bones! I have enough trouble with the F15s and Ospreys low flying!
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Thanks Hopkirk.
Ooh, I couldn't go there!..
zebo, I know what you mean. We have loads of birds of prey and the screech owl sounds off most nights (how does it know I am getting ready for bed?). We also have chinooks going over every night, quite low flight, sometimes circling but always doing a return fly past. I need my beauty sleep!

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