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spaced | 08:53 Tue 05th Sep 2006 | Body & Soul
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I think over the last few yrs I have now run out of good excuses for a sick days- have stomach ache, cold, toothache, headache/migraine, feel sick.

Has anyone got any good, rarely used ones that I may keep and use in the future?
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Munchausen's syndrome
this is REALLY bad but I once took about a week off work using this.
On my mobile I changed my friends number so it had my little sisters name then got her to call my fone while I was at work. I then pretended that it was my sisters friend calling me in a panic saying that my sister had been run over and was at the hospital! my boss drove me to the hospital and I made out that my sister was in a bad way and unconscious for about three days!!!! I got my sisters permission before I used that one! - incidentally I hated that job!!!!
Clairefairy - that is naughty!! lol

I once pretended that my dog had been run over and I had to take him to the emergency vet! I didn't even have a dog!!
tell the truth you just cant be bothered to come in to work, lol
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i'll try that one crete
are your m or f?
cystisis - can be used for either
severe menstrual pains
personal problems - this ones a good one, cos you shouldnt have to elaborate, specially good if you keep going in ruff after a good night out!

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