I Had A Non Hilarious Event Happen Yesterday. Disgusting.

[ladybirder]

One of the young men in my flats took my dog out yesterday afternoon which he has done a few times before. Forty minutes later I get a call from him telling me he had my boy off lead and he went into the undergrowth, as usual. The difference was this time he had rolled in human excrement and it was gooey and stuck all over his harness and collar and him. We tried to get some of it off him outside which was very little so had to bring him into my bathroom. We were both heaving and in fact I'm still heaving talking about it. The shower water was running brown off him for ages and yet even when it ran clear the stinking stuff was still in the clips of his harness and collar. It was obvious they had to come off but meant I had to put my hands in it. Which I did it.., heave! They are still in the bucket outside (not my hands). I stank of it, the walker stank of it, the dog stank of it and the flat stank of it. I could truly murder the filthy swine that did. Phew!
No question, just feel a bit better for putting it on here.

[burlyshirley]

^ In the programme I saw, they actually removed it by (well covered) hand until it had all been taken out ! They were covered from head to toe in protective gear.

[Smowball]

OMG Alav....... I’m heaving just reading that!!

[barry1010]

Just last week there was a news story in my local paper. A couple with young children were complaining about the mould in their council house and criticising the council's failure to rectify it. They stated it was bad for the children's health and the photos were pretty bad. I would not like to live in those conditions.

The council stated they had attempted to address the problems on several occasions but each time their workers were unable to proceed because of the 'very poor hygiene and sanitation of the property including dog and human waste on every floor'.

Really the family should be evicted. Don't know how they had the nerve to go the papers.

[alavahalf]

Brainiac.. without turning the water off I broke the ball valve connection in the cistern while it was still live. This allowed water to flow into the cistern and release the feathers from the water supply. Then made up a short length of hose with a spray gun on it and connected it onto the cold mains supply tap which I had taken the head off. The gun was set to jet. The force of the jet directed directly into the pan, forced a bit of movement within the already overflowing pan.
Into the mess with a flat plate plunger. This moved things along. Cleaned it down with the jet. Then 2 litres of Spirit Of Salts.
A builders bucket to scoop the solids from the bath and empty them down the pan. Jet the bath down. More Spirit of salts and a rinse down.
The remains of the pigeons went under a bush in the front garden.
Not quite the most unpleasant job I have done, but it is certainly up there.
It took about 5 hours, a 100 mile round trip, £150+ on my clothing.
Oh... they never did pay up !

[brainiac]

Blimey, al - and 'not quite the most unpleasant job I have done'. The mind boggles!

[alavahalf]

Some late evening in the future I will tell you about the lady, the cats and the Police Officer.. It's would be removed from daytime AB.