For Fun, What Words Of Wisdom Would You Like On The Side Of Your Coffin?

[Bobbisox1]

In true humouress style , Captain Sir Tom
I TOLD YOU I WAS OLD ( priceless )

Me?
I tried my best :0)

[lady-janine]

My family would probably put on mine 'She's overdone the toast again'

[jno]

Spike Milligan was beaten to the punch by more than 20 years

https://shoestringweekends.wordpress.com/2020/11/09/epitaphs2/

[DTCwordfan]

Who's That Knockin' On My Coffin Lid Door?

[windywillow]

Return to Sender.

[Mamyalynne]

I think Lie-in King meant "Ow, me back!"

For me "Lynne woz here", graffiti style.

[eve1974]

“I now know something you don’t”

[Theland]

I'm not repaying my loan :-)

[fcc]

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,coming ready or not.