Gawd Are The News Channels Going To Inflict Scottageddon On Us All Day?

[ToraToraTora]

The wee un is on Sky right now:
https://news.sky.com/story/nicola-sturgeon-live-updates-as-scotlands-first-minister-appears-at-inquiry-into-investigation-of-alex-salmond-harassment-claims-12234341

[Peter Pedant]

AS has been voted about as seksi ( turkish word there!) as the Neville brothers, who were voted by the leddies of the UK as two people they would least like to go out with. ( their unibrow apparently - shared with Wayne Rooney who was third from last)

and I agree

altho Salmond on his high horse was rivetting
as is currently Nicola S who is like a buddhist monk ( holy n all?) no wholly inflammable

there should be someone running into the camera with a flag - saltire perhaps embroidered with:
"hi everybody - have you noticed, she is lying again!"

[Peter Pedant]

documents here I think

https://www.gov.scot/binaries/content/documents/govscot/publications/correspondence/2021/02/legal-advice-related-to-the-parliamentary-inquiry-into-the-scottish-governments-handling-of-harassment-complaints-sghhc/documents/1-letter-from-the-deputy-first-minister-to-the-sghhc-convenor-release-of-legal-advice-2-march-2021/1-letter-from-the-deputy-first-minister-to-the-sghhc-convenor-release-of-legal-advice-2-march-2021/govscot%3Adocument/020321%2BDFM%2Bto%2BSGHHC.pdf?forceDownload=true

[Peter Pedant]

and what is this trojan horse the greeks and romans are fighting over?
( Lizzie Eustace in the Eustace Diamonds by Trollope. Lizzie learns to read more carefully and to quote at the end of tales not the beginnning)
The gross ignorance I think is suitable for AB

this

( this is what they are fighting over North of the Border)

We will not rehearse the regrettable way in which document disclosure has unfolded. Suffice to
say that we have each experienced extreme professional embarrassment as a result of
assurances which we have given, both to our opponents and to the court, which assurances have
been given on instructions, turning out to be false as a result of the revelation of further
documents, highly relevant yet undisclosed. We, of course, required to consult at 9.15pm last night
to discuss the ramifications thereof.

[advice of the QC and junior to the scots govt]
oo-er Mrs ! no wonder they are throinng the furniture around

[murraymints]

she is being pulled apart and tied in knots...more or less has been told they don't believe her ...she is on the run !!!

[Peter Pedant]

god it is like a snuff movie
but live and north of the border !

and now we continue the blood letting in the Scots Parliament committee room.....
when we broke up qt 13 30 we had removed an arm of the scots first minister by chain saw wielded by the very capable and deft Murdo MacScrew

[murraymints]

get the popcorn oot !

[murraymints]

Miss Mitchell deputy convenor is my fav ..lol like the nightmare headmistress..she is not letting anything pass her by...

[Sunk]

Certainly a lot different from last week.
A not very convincing witness.