Census Form

[fruitsalad]

Just received a census form, it would of been great if they could of put a covid test kit in every household at the same time.

[emmie]

exactly chris

[TonyV]

My GP when I visit takes temperature with a thermal camera on your forehead and asks a few questions.

[Vagus]

Mine does too, Tony.
And I know, categorically, that neither me nor him have COVID so it would be a total wast of a test and someone’s time.
I reckon me and him are possibly gold star people in terms of sticking to the rules and keeping ourselves and others safe from the virus.

[Paigntonian]

The Grammar Police being a little pretentious this evening. We all knew what was intended.

[Vagus]

Indeed paigntonian, height of rudeness on a forum such as this.

[douglas9401]

In the absence of a Covid test please staple a £20 note to my form.

Ta.

[Stickybottle]

Paigntonian
The Grammar Police being a little pretentious this evening. We all knew what was intended

Lol, funny how if a child said 2 plus 2 was 5 they would be corrected but point out that somebody has poor grammar and everyone turns into a snowflake

[Jackdaw33]

I received my census notification today. There is no form, just an instruction to go to their website. What about those who have no internet access?

[woofgang]

you can phone an 0800 number and get a paper form sent....its in the letter

[webbo3]

Is there any point in filling it out.?

[Jackdaw33]

Thanks. I must learn to read these things more thoroughly.

[lankeela]

Filling in the forms is compulsory and repeated failure to complete it could result in a fine of up to £1,000.

[Buenchico]

>>> Is there any point in filling it out.?

Of course there is. It's essential that HM Government knows how many practising Jedi knights there are in the country ;-)

[webbo3]

people can put what they like in this woke society.

Age............... 62 butI identify as 17
Gender..........Fluid..............today i'm a toaster.

[webbo3]

Exactly Chris.

[Mamyalynne]

You'll get bonus points for being a literate toaster.

[DTCwordfan]

webbo, at least you haven't turned into a stateless, one-legged, Shinto lesbian originally from Vanatau. There is hope.....

[TonyV]

I will be Jedi Chris

[DTCwordfan]

Was Jedi Chris a main character in the movie? Jeez, my memory seems jaded.

[webbo3]

DTC@21:33 lol