Knock,Knock!.

[William51]

Knock, Knock. Whos there?, Nobel, Nobel who?, Nobel...Thats why i knocked. Knock, Knock. Whos there?. Ken. Ken who?. Ken i came in, it is cold out here. Knock, Knock. Whos there?. Honeybee, Honeybee who?. Honey bee a dear and open the door.

[DTCwordfan]

Oh dear, we must be desperate.

[-SharonA-]

Lol!

[aelmpvw]

at least William received a response, which is more than my bank holiday Monday joke did :-)

[jno]

knock knock

Who's there?

Sam and Janet.

Sam and Janet who?

Sam and Janet Evening.

[Needs to be sung for the best effect.]