Plumbing Problem

[stocksman]

I rang a plumber for help.
I said 'I need you to fix my dripping tap'' He said Sorry mate, I don't go as far as Yorkshire'.
Me, what makes you think I'm in Yorkshire?
Plumber, Round here we only have taps for water.

[lady-janine]

Groan.

[DTCwordfan]

I'm larding at that one...

[Hopkirk]

There was a guy on Dave Berry's Absolute Radio show a while ago.

He worked in the food industry, and he had a chocolate tap.

I want one.

[Patsy33]

:-))

[piggynose]

You're all tapped.

[Hopkirk]

Here you go, a chocolate tap

https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/chocolate-flows-from-a-tap-as-custom-made-bars-of-chocolate-are-made-picture-id456058601?s=2048x2048