In our previous property, our house was next to an area of council allotment plots - the man in charge was a proper little Hitler, who took against us from the start.
Matters came to a head when he yelled over the fence bordering our house and the allotmentrs, about the state of said fence, which was indeed collapsing - we confirmed we would have it replaced when we had the money.
He moaned every time he saw us about dogs coming up our drive to get into the allotments and roam around using it as a toilet, apparently ignoring the fact that his own two bull terriers did exactly the same thing!
One day we arrived home to find that our fence had disappeared, and replaced by the wire-and-paling fence the council use to fence of its sites.
I contacted the Council Parks Department, and was advised that the Allotment Secretary (guess who!) told the council that we had given our permission for our fence to be removed and replaced by said wire-and-paling monstrosity.
I informed the council bod that no such permission had been sought, or given.
Furthermore, I had had a discussion with our neighbour who had observed the council workmen on our property, taking our fence and replacing it with theirs.
I informed the council that I would sue them for trespass, with my neighbour prepared to swear in court what she had observed, and in court I would be demanding to see a copy of the 'permission' to come on our property and take away our fence and replace it.
A few days later we came home to find the chestnut paling was gone, replaced by brand new top-line fence panels, courtesy of the council.
Funnily enough, the allotment secretary never spoke to us again - probably because he could no longer see us over the top of our brand new fence!!
I don't usually start fights - the non-physical variety obviously, but I do usually win them.