real story

[mnko]

The real story:
A far more accurate account of the events of that fateful
morning...


Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table, and looks into his small bowl which was empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks.

Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl which was also empty.
"Who's been eating my porridge?!?" he roars.

Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells,
"For God's sake, how many times do I have to
go through this with you idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.

It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.

It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.

It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper and croissants.

It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

It was Mummy Bear who put the bloody dog out, cleaned the litter boxes, gave the dog her food
and refilled her water.

And now that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once

....................I HAVEN'T MADE THE F *CKING
PORRIDGE YET!!!"

[Neenee]

absolutely brilliant!!! :-)

[whiffey]

Brilliant, did you make it all up yourself ?

[devilwoman]

good one , made me laugh :0)

[Sherry1]

Oh yes.... excellent. Thank you mnko
x

[wonder years]

very good but i.ll stick to the other version when iam telling the kids lol

[electricblue]

Well my lot liked it!!
lol

[Tha-Flash]

I started reading this then I thought was gonna suggest a jokes section on AB... Then I got to the end.

[cameo]

HaHa!!