Maybe I Shouldn't Laugh . . .

[Buenchico]

. . . but it amused me all the same ;-)
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-europe-57746804

[Rosetta]

I wonder if he paramedics believed him?

[Buenchico]

I wonder if the ladies believe him: "I dropped my trousers and saw a massive snake" ;-)

[gness]

I have a snake phobia. As a child I was always scared of finding a snake in the toilet.

Luckily I now live in Ireland where St. Patrick cleared the snakes for my arrival.... ;-)

[Peter Pedant]

https://edition.cnn.com/2016/05/27/asia/thailand-snake-toilet/index.html

clearly an epidemic - - also injuries caused by collapsing toilets from Glasgow won the Ignobel Prize a few years ago. - The whole team turned up and commented 'this is the most interest we have had'

also a long shot - penile injuries from a hoover dustette

[tiggerblue10]

Crikey! Literally a brown trouser moment.

[Buenchico]

The amount of blood shown in your link, PP, suggests that a python bite is more than just a light nip. Ouch!

I like snakes, Gness. I once taught a maths lesson with a very large python draped around my shoulders ;-)

LOL @ Tigger!

[gness]

I hated when the snakes and other things man visited our school. The caretaker would let me hide away in his little room then come to give me the all clear.

[choux]

Chris, was it maths - an adder up?

[THECORBYLOON]

I was thinking the man had a hellish strong Aussie accent, then I realized it was Austria and not Australia...

[Buenchico]

Groan at Choux ;-)

I hope that you never get a job as a travel agent, TCL ;-)

[THECORBYLOON]

I think it was the association of Australia with spiders/snakes in dunnies...

[mallyh]

bet he thought i don't remember eating that lol