Getting on the internet

[Mr Slappy]

How do I get my name and face on the internet?
Every time I google my name I get a bloke in new zealand. I'd like my relatives to be able to see my face with my name but don't know what to do. Any suggestions?

[lukey121]

Did you really think that if you type in your name in google your face would come up?

[Mr Slappy]

If I was the guy from New Zealand, then yes. Doh.

[Headtime]

Put your picture on Flickr.com, and tag it "Mr Slappy".

Or commit a heinous crime. So heinous that you appear on news.bbc.co.uk.

[vehelpfulguy]

or become prime minister

[Mr Slappy]

Prime Minister, hmmm.....