Unless You Are Saved Through The Grace Of Zoraster You Are Going To Hell

[nailit]

Zoroastrianism predates christianity by hundreds of years.
Must be true!
Hellbound heathens....

[Mamyalynne]

I meant this.

//Question AuthorIf you're not a card, carrying, Christian you are hell bound!
Destined to an eternity of torture.
For the sin of questioning....//

[nailit]

No I dont believe that,
But a lot of the religious do on this site...but just wont say it!!
Publicaly at least.

[Mamyalynne]

I only know of a couple on here who feel that way, most are not like that at all.

I take no notice of the thumpers.

[vulcan42]

\\ God is the Creator of, and is above and beyond gender, but looking to the bible as an example, God is referred to as male.//
Theland, your chronic ego grows ever larger, you're now saying you know more about your God than the bible does.

[naomi24]

Course he does, vulcan. No one knows as much as him.

[Canary42]

HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on University of Washington chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then No. 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'


THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

[ToraToraTora]

alleluia !

[pixie374]

Canary, only if you assume every religion is right. So far, not a single one seems to be.

[roadman]

i believe "the father" was a comet (the sperm) and our mother eath the egg.

the comet hit the egg and life was formed

could even have been the one that wiped out the dinos

[Theland]

Like stories behind the bike shed!