any good space jokes?

[diane1]

my son is doing a project on space and inbetween the informative bits he fancies putting in unsual fact or jokes, anyone good got any? have to be clean i'm afraid cos he is only 8yrs!

[sddsddean]

Clean but sexist.(Use your own judgement). Q: Why is the Moon covered in dust? A: No women have landed on the Moon!!

[Lennon]

A joke I remember from a Penguin wrapper is Q, where did the astronaut park his car? A, In his favourite space, man! Get it? I know its a bit poor, but its clean! How about facts about what you can see from space - I might be lying but I think the only structure that can be seen from space is the Great Wall of China, there's a fact for you.

[mikewith]

Astronauts Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin ate roasted turkey from foil packets at their first meal on the moon.

[darth vader]

Seeing the great wall of china from space is not true (sorry to disappoint you - i heard it from a NASA documentary) - if you don't believe me then look at it logically, the wall is a few feet wide so will be too thin to see from space.

What do you call a 6 foot gorilla on the moon? Anything you like cos it can't hear you

[darth vader]

Why did the alien leave the moon party early? It didn't have any atmosphere

[FTVS]

What's purple and can be seen from space? The Grape Wall of China BOOM BOOM!

[diane1]

A BIG thanks everyone you've all been a great help.

[darth vader]

now that's what i like, ratings on the answers and a thanks at the end. You can come again Diane1!

[Mintox]

While moon rocks contains no water, they are 40% oxygen in weight

[eileenb]

Darth, according to Ask Jeeves,the great wall of China is visible from space.

[lordtebbeth]

A book called "Off the Planet" by Jerry Lineger, i think that is how it is spelt..... And he also confirms that the great wall of china can be seen from space as well as his documented 5 months on board Mir.

[soprano76]

the great wall of china is not visible from the moon..this subeject was corvered on qi the other evening