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Hymie | 07:43 Sat 21st Aug 2021 | News
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'Of all the sensations of joy and release that Nature in her kindness has bestowed on the human race, there is little or nothing to beat the moment when you get rid of the baby’s car seat. It beats getting off a long-haul flight. It beats getting off a pair of ill-fitting ski-boots after a hard day on the slopes. It verges, frankly, on the orgasmic. As you take the wretched thing to Oxfam, you thank your stars that never again will you have to grapple with that incomprehensible buckle. Never again will you stand sweating over your baby as it screams and writhes and sticks yoghurt in your ear.’

Boris Johnson (Daily Telegraph – 21 September 2006)
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09.50 , "there is someone on this thread who needs their head examining". ........Stop putting yourself down TTT.
09:03 Sat 21st Aug 2021
His entry in Wikipedia is rather impressive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Johnson

Extracting a few lines out of context is the sport of half wits, & demonstrates f a
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When I last looked up Boris on Wikipedia – it read like it was written by his mother.

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