. . . . . in a tiny kingdom, there was a count who stole the crown jewels and ran away with the queen. Somehow the queen actually got away with the jewels, but the count was caught. He refused to say where the jewels and the queen were, and as the king wanted them back he tortured the count, but to no avail. In desperation he put the count on the execution block, threatening to cut his head off, but still the count refused. Ultimately, the king was forced to cut his head off. As the blade fell, the count shouted, "Ok, ok! I'll tell! I'll tell!" But it was too late.
The moral of the story: Don't hatchet your counts before they chicken.
Nice one DTC, I enjoyed that. A bit too silly occasionally but some delicious visual satire and amusing one-liners like, "Plug my organ in", "That's a joke".