Fao Gness

[jennyjoan]

Didn't want to digress on poor Lottie's post but how did you get out from under the bed or did you make that up.

some time ago I fell out of bed and couldn't get back onto it as I need to grasp something - when I grabbed the duvet - it fell on top of me. I have wooden floor on bedroom and so I lay on a pillow - slid myself along until I got a handle of the mattress and dragged myself up. Coulda ended up with the mattress on top of me too.

[Smowball]

Just imagining it!

[gness]

Hi, JJ. Felt ill and dashed to kneel by the toilet. Standing up I became dizzy, collapsed/fainted. Luckily the door opens onto the landing and Dave was able to drag me out by one arm and into the bedroom.

As said, he dropped me but the rug is thick and comfy so he covered me up and I stayed there with my head under the bed till I felt able to stand up and the carpet burns on my bum from being dragged across the landing had stopped smarting.... :-)

[Bobbisox1]

Saucy Dave does his Caveman act
Seriously, I’m pleased to yer okay though :0)

[Smowball]

God , right pair aren’t you two lol!

[gness]

Thinking about it now...our landing has a huge uncurtained window.
If Dave put the light on we must have looked like Fred Flintstone dragging Wilma into the bedroom... :-(

[pixie374]

Perhaps leave a skateboard by the bathroom door, for future occasions? :-)

[gness]

Good idea, Pixie...thanks. Will invest in a skate board but in the meantime I could prop the sack barrow by the door I suppose.

[pixie374]

Good thinking.... or just a pillow, red wine and a glass, and tell him to leave you alone :-)

[gness]

I must have been very poorly, Pixie because I didn't think of getting him to fetch a glass of red and a straw. Have noted for future collapses.... :-)

[Smowball]

Am liking pixies suggestion! Lol

[pixie374]

Lol. Leave him a note now, just in case...? X

[pixie374]

I actually, was going to suggest a straw lol. Then worried it would look insulting. Glad you understand:-)

[jennyjoan]

god we are a right pair - you're lucky in having big Dave - even tho he coulda pulled your arm out the socket LOL.

[pastafreak]

@ 13:27...or dragging the body away. !!!

[jennyjoan]

forget the skateboard as you will fly away downstairs - that'll be the end of you.

[gness]

There is that, Pasta, though I would like to meet the new guard whose name, I'm told, is Jimmy Hendricks. One of the previous ones was named Dylan....

True, JJ but it would get me closer to the wine rack.... :-)