Owwwwww Owwww Owwww!! Won’t Do That Again!

[Smowball]

After scratching and scratching a tiny area of dry skin till it was raw I decided to get up and put some Sudocrem on it. But,being the middle of the night and not fully awake I decided to just put the kitchen light on as dim as possible, and instead of picking up Sudocrem out of the medicine basket I picked up……….Deep Heat!!
Didn’t know I could jump that high!! Dear god, I won’t be doing that again…………and let’s just say I’m wide awake now!!
#howtotestreflexes!!

[1ozzy]

I shouldn't laugh, but.

[emmie]

only you smow......

[1ozzy]

Oh, I don't know about that Emmie.
Years ago a friend of mine underwent a haemorrhoid operation. The surgeon instructed him to apply Vaseline liberally for a week or so.
When he got home he couldn't find any but decided Vicks Vapour Rub seemed slippery.
Probably still regrets it, 40 years later.

[emmie]

that must have been painful 1ozzy.. lol

[pastafreak]

Oh poor you, smow! Silly Billy!

[Smowball]

1ozzy, I can imagine you laughing!! You know when you put Deep Heat on, and you don’t feel the effect for a second or two - well what’s what happened. I literally rubbed it in, sat down then……. Oh god what have I done!! Quick rush to kitchen soon revealed my *** up!! Even washing off with water doesn’t work as it sinks in soooo nicely………

[Mamyalynne]

Took your mind off the itch though.

[Smowball]

That is true!!

[Smowball]

1ozzy, just read your post properly about your friend and the Vicks!! Omg that must have been just as bad!! Poor ***!

[jennyjoan]

that;s as bad as me reaching for new toothpaste and scrubbing onto my teeth to find out it was Veet - omg - nobody kissed me that night either.

[Hopkirk]

Mentioning Veet, it seems a good time to revisit the Amazon review of a guy who used it in an area he shouldn't.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R3GDDEL1SC1QQ5

[1ozzy]

Thanks Hoppy, I'd forgotten that review.
Modern classic literature at its finest.

[Smowball]

Omg lol!!! I’ve just nearly wet myself laughing at the vision of him in the kitchen with his danglies in a tub of ice cream and a frozen Brussel sprout up his rear end!! Don’t think Ive laughed so hard in a long long time!!