Postie Has Just Been With Usual Rubbish

[Bobbisox1]

One of which was a booklet for somewhere called ‘Springfield Homes ‘ and a Welome to you from us,
My lovely husband came through and said
“ Here, this is for you” !!!
Cheeky bu££er !

[SparklyKid]

ha ha

[Bobbisox1]

No tea for him tonight ;0) only he makes our tea haha

[johnny.5]

at least it didn't go next door by mistake

[Bobbisox1]

They’re too young , that’s why Jonny

[AuntPG]

Our postie was laughing the other day at all the 'Saga' stuff we were getting. Turns out OH had but our correct address on the sage website when looking for weekend breaks. He got told off on two levels -firstly for putting our address on a website, and secondly thinking I would enjoy a Saga week-end break . :-)

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, I get plenty of funeral ones now , I’m tempted to write on them I’m not going anywhere soon , and put them back in the postbox :0)

[lady-janine]

You lucky person.
I got a calendar; a credit card bill and a flyer for a wellness clinic for prostrate problems.

[Bobbisox1]

Oh dear LJ, not good eh?

[rowanwitch]

I had a personally addressed one from Simplicity Cremations.... Am I dead and haven't noticed?

[johnny.5]

unplug the Stannah half way up/down

[lady-janine]

Not so sure about that Bobbi. At least I am well prepared if I ever change sex or whatever.

[Bobbisox1]

Rowan, you’re too creative to be dead :0)

[Ken4155]

Next door neighbour knocked earlier with an envelope in his hand. "This is yours," he said. Saw my name in the envelope's window, opened it on auto-pilot and saw it was a Utilita bill for £50, together with instructions how i could pay it. As i'm with BG, couldn't possibly be mine so i looked at the name and address once again. My initial, my surname, but the address was for the house 3 doors down, a family who have recently moved onto the street. What a coincidence.

[lady-janine]

Rowan with all your creative ability I am sure you will not die but simply gradually fade away. Keep the cremation at bay.

[dannyk13]

Postie's the biggest contributor to my recycling bin.

[Bobbisox1]

Danny , I used to think that as well till our Postie told me that without the ‘rubbish’ they had to deliver, a lot would be out of a job today

[pat2604]

Like the Avatar Bobbi. Much nicer. Just my opinion though because I have yet to see anyone who's skin tone suits pinkhair.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, it was an experiment Pat, pleased I had a go but now my au natural silver locks will stay x

[jennyjoan]

that's right Bobbs - postie gets paid for every junk mail he delivers - so I just take it off him and put into the recycle bin. but what a waste.

[Bobbisox1]

I wonder how many trees are felled for this waste JJ x