Buenchico, I saw this joke the other day, I think you will appreciate it.
Two dogs and a cat died and went to heaven where God was sitting on his throne. he said to the first dog "what do you believe?". The Dog, a German Shepherd, said " I believe I should obey and be loyal to my master" "Well done "said God "you may sit on my right". To the second dog, a Rottweiler, God asks the same question," Loyalty to my master and to protect him and his family" was the reply. "You also may sit on my right" said God and turning to the cat, he said "And what do you believe?".
The cat replied" I believe you're sitting in my chair".