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£80.
Guy had a lifelong fear of going to bed because of somebody being underneath.
Psychiatrist advised that counseling three times a week for a year would cure him (£80/session).
Psychiatrist didn't see him again until many months later when he ran into him in the street.
No, said Guy, I couldn't afford the expense…Anyway, cured now. Bloke down the pub got me better for a tenner.
Oh, yes, how did he do that.
Told me to saw the legs off.
Psychiatrist advised that counseling three times a week for a year would cure him (£80/session).
Psychiatrist didn't see him again until many months later when he ran into him in the street.
No, said Guy, I couldn't afford the expense…Anyway, cured now. Bloke down the pub got me better for a tenner.
Oh, yes, how did he do that.
Told me to saw the legs off.
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