Shouldn't Laugh But...

[bobbinwales]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10270067/Man-seeks-medical-help-artillery-shell-lodged-rectum.html?ito=windows-widget-push-notification&ci=504220

[theshedman]

I wonder how many times the hospital have heard that one.

[emmie]

bet that was a pincer movement, ordered by the military...

[Sqad]

There's some odd folks about bobb.

If that had of gone off, it would have been blamed on a "dodgy curry."

[emmie]

how does that expression go, in the event of a nuclear war, put your head between your knees and kiss your *** goodbye... seems appropriate.

[Barsel]

Obviously put up there on purpose, perhaps he thought it would act like a suppository!
It would have done, if it had gone off.:-)

[Sqad]

1960 Hospital in Southern England a young and inexperienced sqad was called to A&E to see a youth who had pushed a spring up his rectum.
Sqad arrived to see a bare@*** with a chest expander spring hanging out.
Sqad pulled but nothing happened apart from cries from the youth.
Sqad wanted to know how far it had gone in so ordered an X-Ray which showed it as far up as the colon.

Sqad called Registrar who decided it should be removed under GA which it was BUT next day he developed abdominal pain and peritonitis. He was taken back to theatre and a perforated bowel was sutured and a Colostomy fashioned.

All ended well, but when sqad asked why he stuck it up, he replied:

"My parents were away, I was alone and I was won't to sit upon it"

None so queen as folks eh.

[Sqad]

Queer......can I still use that word?

[emmie]

yes you can.

[aelmpvw]

//patient turned up with two-inch-wide WWII shell lodged in his rectum which got there when he 'slipped and fell on it during a clear-out'//
don't you just hate it when that happens

[emmie]

oh yes, lol

[ToraToraTora]

"slipped and fell on it during a clear out" - Right oh! You were cleaning up with no pants on then! PMSL!

[aelmpvw]

i always clear my attic out in the nude, saves getting my clothes dusty

[dannyk13]

ael, don't forget to look out for any WW2 shells that may be lurking in your attic.

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[Peter Pedant]

men have always been at it:
https://www.bmj.com/content/bmj/2/6088/656.full.pdf

1977 editorial

[jourdain2]

Sort of allied. ~A friend (GP) who lived a couple of doors away and had gone into her first practice in Bradford, once confided in me that a chap, who walked very awkwardly, had presented himself with a milk bottle which was equally awkwardly lodged. It was also the result of an unlikely fall - terrible, really. She had been fairly gently raised.....

[William51]

I bet that made his eyes water.

[Ken4155]

Guy mustn't have had an hoover :-J

[tiggerblue10]

'Slipped and fell on it'?? My @r$e!